Vinbungab is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, cheerful beaver.

Vinbungab created a quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Vinbungab, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vinbungab, she will refuse to believe in you.

Vinbungab's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Vinbungab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three cats in a large pit.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Do not kill snails.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.