Bigdubmot is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, benevolent octopus.

Bigdubmot created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bigdubmot, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bigdubmot, she will turn you into a duck.

Bigdubmot's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bigdubmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never paint your chest pink.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bigdubmot.