Bogtiftaf is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, idiotic butterfly.

Bogtiftaf created Europe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogtiftaf, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bogtiftaf, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bogtiftaf's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Bogtiftaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about grasshopers.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Hide from white mice for they are unholy.

5. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.