Fontallib is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, uncaring jellyfish.

Fontallib created matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fontallib, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fontallib, it will destroy your home solar system.

Fontallib's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Fontallib's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Fontallib nine times a day.

2. Never talk about special relativity near shrews while wearing white trousers.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

5. Learn five new languages a year.