Yikhimhap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, deceitful giraffe.

Yikhimhap created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikhimhap, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yikhimhap, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Yikhimhap's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Yikhimhap's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Yikhimhap loves doves, so they must be respected.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.