Sadzanvid is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, uncaring toad.

Sadzanvid created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sadzanvid, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sadzanvid, he will turn you into a worm.

Sadzanvid's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Sadzanvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never mention birds.

4. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics.