Inghantaf Rutarpyokvan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, two-faced crane.

Inghantaf Rutarpyokvan created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Inghantaf Rutarpyokvan, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Inghantaf Rutarpyokvan, he will turn you into a plant.

Inghantaf Rutarpyokvan's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Inghantaf Rutarpyokvan's Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.