Teengoffob is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, pitiless deer.

Teengoffob created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Teengoffob, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Teengoffob, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Teengoffob's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Teengoffob's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Worship no other gods but Teengoffob.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Teengoffob.