Apprutfom Liggebciss is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonest bee.

Apprutfom Liggebciss created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Apprutfom Liggebciss, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Apprutfom Liggebciss, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Apprutfom Liggebciss' most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Apprutfom Liggebciss' Holy Commandments

1. Pigs are not to be trusted.

2. Do not keep nine moths in a large pit.

3. Never feed coconuts to rats while wearing trousers.

4. Never feed grapes to dogs while wearing purple corsets.

5. Never wear blue coats.