Negbatnibrotvolflow is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, irritating donkey.

Negbatnibrotvolflow created silver eight million years ago.

If you believe in Negbatnibrotvolflow, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Negbatnibrotvolflow, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Negbatnibrotvolflow's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Negbatnibrotvolflow's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always help sick sharks.

3. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never mention grasshopers.