Pangdimkar is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, contented lobster.

Pangdimkar created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangdimkar, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pangdimkar, it will destroy your home solar system.

Pangdimkar's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Pangdimkar's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from fawn dolphins, for they are unholy.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always look after injured ducks.