Yatqueegyar is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, caring squid.

Yatqueegyar created a photon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatqueegyar, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yatqueegyar, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Yatqueegyar's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Yatqueegyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

5. Always look after injured birds.