Lopfigfom is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, bad-tempered centipede.

Lopfigfom created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lopfigfom, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lopfigfom, she will not care.

Lopfigfom's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Lopfigfom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

2. Never think about spacetime near hamsters while wearing indigo jumpers and balancing six zinc spheres on your face.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not covet oxen.