Janfutlam is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, benevolent tortoise.

Janfutlam created life three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Janfutlam, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Janfutlam, it will curse you with boils.

Janfutlam's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Janfutlam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Janfutlam on top of important buildings.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think ill of sick dogs.