Pitruttboss is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, capable manatee.

Pitruttboss created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitruttboss, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pitruttboss, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pitruttboss' most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Pitruttboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Put Pitruttboss first in all things.

4. Never wear turquoise skirts.

5. Never eat green fruit.