Tonceblab is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, self-assured centaur.

Tonceblab created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tonceblab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tonceblab, he will turn you into a plant.

Tonceblab's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Tonceblab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never wear violet ear rings.

5. Always treat nematodes with great respect.