Safsaklen is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, charitable whale.

Safsaklen created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Safsaklen, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Safsaklen, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Safsaklen's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Safsaklen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick turtles.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near snails while wearing purple shorts and balancing three lead spheres on your neck.

5. Do not kill nematodes.