Pangsinpas is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fast jaguar.

Pangsinpas created a Higgs boson six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangsinpas, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pangsinpas, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Pangsinpas' most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Pangsinpas' Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always help sick tortoises.

5. Hide if nine ants approach from the south.