Cenbigvog is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humane chinchilla.

Cenbigvog created life nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenbigvog, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cenbigvog, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cenbigvog's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Cenbigvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed grapes to pigs while wearing skirts.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cenbigvog.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not shave your chest.