Ganfutfud is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, slow capybara.

Ganfutfud created the planet Earth three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganfutfud, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ganfutfud, she will not care.

Ganfutfud's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Ganfutfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

4. Never think about spacetime.

5. Always look after injured manatees.