Gadmansasjig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, awe-inspiring rat.

Gadmansasjig created a down quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gadmansasjig, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gadmansasjig, she will strike you with lightening.

Gadmansasjig's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Gadmansasjig's Holy Commandments

1. Doves are not to be trusted.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never think about nucleic acids.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.