Sigjamzak is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unfair finch.

Sigjamzak created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigjamzak, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Sigjamzak, she will turn you into a duck.

Sigjamzak's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Sigjamzak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

5. Never feed bread to dolphins while wearing kilts.