Fadlitcep is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, confident gnu.

Fadlitcep created life seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadlitcep, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fadlitcep, she will have a low opinion of you.

Fadlitcep's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Fadlitcep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat rice.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never feed lots of cherries to geese while wearing turquoise ear rings.

4. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always help mites in need.