Rillgovflag is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, passionate centipede.

Rillgovflag created viruses six million years ago.

If you believe in Rillgovflag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rillgovflag, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Rillgovflag's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Rillgovflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt pigs.

2. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Rillgovflag on top of important buildings.

3. Rillgovflag loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Never talk about stars.