Nanyogspag is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, intelligent mouse.

Nanyogspag created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nanyogspag, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nanyogspag, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Nanyogspag's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Nanyogspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Retreat if eight tapirs approach from the south.

4. Always look after injured manatees.

5. Never wear ear rings.