Jenmothit is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, almighty meerkat.

Jenmothit created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jenmothit, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jenmothit, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Jenmothit's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Jenmothit's Holy Commandments

1. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Do not eat beans.

4. Never talk about nematodes.

5. Never think about dark matter.