Nanflytensanwadnib is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-knowing crow.

Nanflytensanwadnib created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanflytensanwadnib, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nanflytensanwadnib, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Nanflytensanwadnib's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Nanflytensanwadnib's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

2. Never think about dark matter near tapirs while wearing white corsets and balancing five titanium spheres on your legs.

3. Nanflytensanwadnib loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

4. You must pray to Nanflytensanwadnib six times a day.

5. Never wear mauve tights.