Nilltimmon is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, witless meerkat.

Nilltimmon created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nilltimmon, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nilltimmon, she will destroy your home planet.

Nilltimmon's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Nilltimmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill goats.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Do not hurt capybaras.

4. Retreat if eight grasshopers approach from the north.

5. Do not commit murder.