Sabnillim is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthoughtful swan.

Sabnillim created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Sabnillim, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sabnillim, he will turn you into a mole.

Sabnillim's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Sabnillim's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Sabnillim in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not chop down trees.