Habpagfon Ortgedfed Rillarpvig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, deceitful lion.

Habpagfon Ortgedfed Rillarpvig created dark matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Habpagfon Ortgedfed Rillarpvig, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Habpagfon Ortgedfed Rillarpvig, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Habpagfon Ortgedfed Rillarpvig's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Habpagfon Ortgedfed Rillarpvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat corn.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Do not speak about onions.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Feed all hungry voles.