Shavbidlarg is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sapient mink.

Shavbidlarg created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavbidlarg, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Shavbidlarg, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Shavbidlarg's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Shavbidlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near manatees while wearing brown hats and balancing nine titanium spheres on your arms.

2. Never talk about special relativity.

3. Erect five silicon sculptures of Shavbidlarg on top of important buildings.

4. Always treat eagles with great respect.

5. Never run in the presence of cats.