Litmipkon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciful finch.

Litmipkon created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Litmipkon, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Litmipkon, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Litmipkon's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Litmipkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cherries.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near sheep while wearing turquoise tights and balancing seven lead spheres on your arms.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Worship no other gods but Litmipkon.