Tencudbam is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, compassionate naga.

Tencudbam created dark matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tencudbam, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tencudbam, he will destroy your home solar system.

Tencudbam's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Tencudbam's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. You must love Tencudbam.

3. Never wear orange corsets.

4. Never talk about special relativity.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.