Apphimvenven is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witless troll.

Apphimvenven created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Apphimvenven, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Apphimvenven, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Apphimvenven's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Apphimvenven's Holy Commandments

1. Always help turtles in need.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.