Komdabpid is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, merciless ant.

Komdabpid created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Komdabpid, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Komdabpid, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Komdabpid's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Komdabpid's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine doves approach from the east.

2. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.