Manxennarl is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, selfish narwhal.

Manxennarl created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Manxennarl, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Manxennarl, it will not care at all.

Manxennarl's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Manxennarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.