Zigstikbep Cantonklitbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, moody mouse.

Zigstikbep Cantonklitbonk created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zigstikbep Cantonklitbonk, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zigstikbep Cantonklitbonk, he will turn you into a rock.

Zigstikbep Cantonklitbonk's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Zigstikbep Cantonklitbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ducks.

2. Do not eat peas.

3. Always help sick shrews.

4. Never feed lots of oranges to doves while wearing magenta stockings.

5. Never talk about fire.