Rultamzog is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, loving centaur.

Rultamzog created parasitic wasps seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rultamzog, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rultamzog, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Rultamzog's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Rultamzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not keep six badgers in a large pit.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism.