Migboppakvabgutart is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, benevolent human.

Migboppakvabgutart created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migboppakvabgutart, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Migboppakvabgutart, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Migboppakvabgutart's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Migboppakvabgutart's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never eat oranges.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Always take life seriously.