Bidpagbess is a god.

It takes the form of a small, two-faced eagle.

Bidpagbess created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidpagbess, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bidpagbess, it will turn you into a rat.

Bidpagbess' most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Bidpagbess' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. You must never eat bread.

3. Bidpagbess loves snails, so they must be respected.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Feed all hungry otters.