Bifsogsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, ruthless raven.

Bifsogsaf created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bifsogsaf, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bifsogsaf, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bifsogsaf's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Bifsogsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never feed lots of cucumbers to seals while wearing yellow coats.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never play with disobedient children.