Rullpoptin is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, kind hedgehog.

Rullpoptin created the cosmos eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullpoptin, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rullpoptin, he will have a low opinion of you.

Rullpoptin's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Rullpoptin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five manatees approach from the north.

2. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.