Ablanarfjan is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omniscient lion.

Ablanarfjan created viruses three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ablanarfjan, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Ablanarfjan, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Ablanarfjan's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Ablanarfjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always help tortoises in need.

5. Never wear boots.