Jigmidrow is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fussy faun.

Jigmidrow created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigmidrow, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jigmidrow, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Jigmidrow's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Jigmidrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always treat ants with great respect.

5. Run away if six squirrels approach from the south.