Pibbogpagcubsatlabkempad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awesome fairy.

Pibbogpagcubsatlabkempad created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibbogpagcubsatlabkempad, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pibbogpagcubsatlabkempad, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Pibbogpagcubsatlabkempad's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Pibbogpagcubsatlabkempad's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Never talk about capybaras.

3. Never eat lemons.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always obey Pibbogpagcubsatlabkempad's priests.