Weegutgod is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, all-knowing wyrm.

Weegutgod created tapeworms six million years ago.

If you believe in Weegutgod, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Weegutgod, it will turn you into a frog.

Weegutgod's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Weegutgod's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Weegutgod.

2. Run away if eight dogs approach from the east.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near frogs while wearing fawn tights and balancing three zinc spheres on your legs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Never think ill of sick pigs.