Botkam Dumsadtalnuttcebvonkmutciss is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, egotistical swan.

Botkam Dumsadtalnuttcebvonkmutciss created a quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Botkam Dumsadtalnuttcebvonkmutciss, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Botkam Dumsadtalnuttcebvonkmutciss, it will throw large rocks at you.

Botkam Dumsadtalnuttcebvonkmutciss' most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Botkam Dumsadtalnuttcebvonkmutciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Horses are not to be trusted.

4. Always treat geese with great respect.

5. Botkam Dumsadtalnuttcebvonkmutciss loves badgers, so they must be respected.