Rultonknurl is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, ruthless walrus.

Rultonknurl created water nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rultonknurl, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rultonknurl, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Rultonknurl's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Rultonknurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. Respect your elders.