Lamfodtag Flamsinbut is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, effective armadillo.

Lamfodtag Flamsinbut created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lamfodtag Flamsinbut, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lamfodtag Flamsinbut, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Lamfodtag Flamsinbut's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Lamfodtag Flamsinbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Hide from red dogs for they are unholy.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Lamfodtag Flamsinbut.

5. Do not run in public.