Arnjadgep is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, effective naga.

Arnjadgep created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnjadgep, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Arnjadgep, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Arnjadgep's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Arnjadgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Worship no other gods but Arnjadgep.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.